John Plainsong

UPDATE: I’m not sending out newsletters until TVO (Trump’s Viral Outbreak) has ended and its safe to play in public again.

To send John Plainsong  a direct e-mail, use the address from the button below. The button doesn’t do a darned thing — it just hides the text from robots that harvest e-mail addresses  to sell to aliens, terrorists or Marc Zuckerburger

Hi. I’m Mark Zuckerburger! I own Facebook and am crazy rich because I steal everyone’s personal information and sell it to companies so they can try to sell you stuff you don’t really need. If you get a Friend Request from me, please accept it — I’d love to be your dweeby little friend and send you a bunch of spam.

Actual recording of Mark Zuckerburger harvesting people’s personal information from the web.